About Deuce Bandits

Our Mission

Year Round Advantage

Our Services

At Deuce Bandits, we are committed to doing the work you hate doing in an exceptional way. We want to do the work so can spend more of your valuable time loving on your pets!

We can't guarantee we'll never miss something particularly when leaves or snow is falling but we do guarantee that if we do we will come out for 1 repick per month or provide a deep pick the next visit at no extra cost.

Our Services

Year Round Advantage

Our Services

Providing reliable pet waste pickup on a routine basis Tailored to the needs of your pet family.

We will visit your property on a routine day you can plan around and provide schedule updates.

We pickup the waste, double bag it and leave it in your trash can. We currently do not offer haul away service. If we can't access your trash we offer a bucket service.

Year Round Advantage

We offer 4 seasons of service which is both difficult but incredibly valuable to your pets and for ensuring as the snow melts you can minimize the spring mess and avoid the big spring pickup.

As our owner likes to say, "If you stay ahead of the Poop the poop will never get ahead of you".

Discounts, Service Options and Pricing

New Customer Promotions

First 100 Discount

5% Off

Good for 5% off first 12 months of continuous service

Only good for first 100 customers within a zip code

Limited Availability means it's good to be one of the first

Coupon Code : F100

5 Star Reviewer Discount

5% Off

Available to any customer that writes us a 5 star review as a way to show you our appreciation

Discount is good for 6 Months of continuous service after review

1 time use only per customer

Interested?

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New Customer Referral Discount

25%

Available to any customer that refers someone to us

Good for 25% off one month of service after the referral signs up for monthly service

Limit of 1 referral discount per month up to 12 / year

In The Neighborhood Discount

50%

Available to any customer that refers someone to us

Good for 50% off one month of service after the referral signs up for monthly service and if they live within a 2 block radius of your home

One Time Time / Spring Cleanup or Monthly Service

See Custom Quote Tool for a more accurate Estimate. The most cost effective option is weekly service for most pet owners with 3 or fewer dogs / Sign up for Weekly Service & First Time Cleanup is Free

Base Rate 1 dog - Last cleanup 1 Week

$50+

$5 extra for each additional dog

Base rate increase $5 per week since last Cleanup up to 3 weeks

Base Rate 1 Dog - Last Cleanup 1 Month

$65+

$5 extra for each additional dog

Base rate increases the longer it has been since last Cleanup measured in Months

Interested?

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Base Rate 1 Dog - Last Cleanup 3-4 Months

$130+

$20 Extra for each additional dog

Base Rate Increases the Longer it has been since last cleanup measured in Months

Base Rate 1 Dog - Last Cleanup 5-6 Months

$ 180+

$30 Extra for each additional dog

Base Rate Increases the longer it has been since last cleanup measured in Months

Standard Weekly Service Up to 1/2 Acre

We recommended weekly service for most pet owners with 3 or fewer dogs / Sign up for Weekly Service & First Time Cleanup is Free

1 - 2 Dogs

$23.08 / Week

Annualized Cost per Month $100

3 - 4 Dogs

$26.54 / Week

Annualized Cost per Month $115

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5 - 6 Dogs

$33.46

Annualized Cost per Month $145

More Frequent service should be considered

7+ Dogs

$ Custom

More frequent service Strongly Recommended

Standard Weekly Service Up to 1 Acre

We recommended weekly service for most pet owners with 3 or fewer dogs / Sign up for Weekly Service & First Time Cleanup is Free

1 - 2 Dogs

$26.54 / Week

Annualized Cost Per Month $115

3 - 4 Dogs

$31.15 / Week

Annualized Cost Per Month $135

Interested?

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5 - 6 Dogs

$38.08

Annualized Cost Per Month $165

More Frequent service should be considered

7+ Dogs

$ Custom

Premium 2X Per Week Service Up to 1/2 Acre

We recommended weekly service for most pet owners with 3 or fewer dogs / Sign up for Weekly Service & First Time Cleanup is Free

1 - 2 Dogs

$38.08 / Week

Annualized Cost Per Month $165

3 - 4 Dogs

$42.70 / Week

Annualized Cost Per Month $185

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5 - 6 Dogs

$47.30 / Week

Annualized Cost Per Month $205

2x Per week service is recommended

7+ Dogs

$ Custom

2x Per week service is recommended

Customized service frequency and pricing available upon request for larger lots, commercial, or Government owned properties

Frequently Asked Questions

Please reach us at adam@deucebandits.com if you cannot find an answer to your question.

What Is your service?

In short we are pooper scooper business. We pickup pest waste so you don't have to.

Why is this service important?

For the health and well being of your pets, children and yard it is important to remove the pet waste regularly and not let it build up.

Dogs eat poop and that can lead to illness, and the spread of disease.

Small Children are curious - Yuck!

It attracts insects and other pests - double Yuck!

No one likes to navigate land mines when mowing or playing in the yard - Did I step in that!!

When someone else does it for you, you can focus on just loving your pets!!

Payment policy?

We require autopay, which will be billed in part weekly after the completion of each service. If we don't show, you don't pay.

Are contracts required or long term commitments?

NO - we want you to stay but we won't ask you to sign a long term commitment and you can cancel at anytime but we ask for a 30 day notice in writing so we have time to adjust the schedules and routes for our service team.

Is this service right for everyone?

- If your pets don't run free and rarely poop in your yard it most likely is not for you

- If you enjoy this chore its is most likely not for you

- We want you as a customer but if you would have to stretch yourself financially to cover the cost, we'd rather see you focus on more important financial commitments. We'll welcome you as a customer when it makes more sense

- As much as we love animals if you have a aggressive, territorial or highly sensitive pets that can't be kept away from the yard during clean up times it may not make sense for you, your pets or our staff. We don't want to create stress for your pets or anyone or any pets hurt or in danger

Who is this service best suited for?

Busy people and families that either find it hard to find time for this chore or those who would prefer to spend the time on other things

For the pet lovers who find themselves a bit squeamish

For the elderly or those with mobility issues that make this chore difficult

Professional Pet Waste Removal

About Deuce Bandits

Our Mission

Year Round Advantage

Our Services

Our Services

Year Round Advantage

Our Services

Year Round Advantage

Year Round Advantage

Year Round Advantage

Discounts, Service Options and Pricing

New Customer Promotions

First 100 Discount

5 Star Reviewer Discount

Interested?

New Customer Referral Discount

In The Neighborhood Discount

One Time Time / Spring Cleanup or Monthly Service

Base Rate 1 dog - Last cleanup 1 Week

Base Rate 1 Dog - Last Cleanup 1 Month

Interested?

Base Rate 1 Dog - Last Cleanup 3-4 Months

Base Rate 1 Dog - Last Cleanup 5-6 Months

Standard Weekly Service Up to 1/2 Acre

1 - 2 Dogs

3 - 4 Dogs

Interested?

5 - 6 Dogs

7+ Dogs

Standard Weekly Service Up to 1 Acre

1 - 2 Dogs

3 - 4 Dogs

Interested?

5 - 6 Dogs

7+ Dogs

Premium 2X Per Week Service Up to 1/2 Acre

1 - 2 Dogs

3 - 4 Dogs

Interested

5 - 6 Dogs

7+ Dogs

Learn More or Get Service

Doggie Doodie Done Right!!

Deuce Bandits

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